In this rollicking and apologetically bold fictionalised tale, Brian Elliott takes us back to his days as a National Serviceman in Kenya during the twilight of British Colonial rule. Imagine the scene: a young lad, terrified at the thought of being shipped off to the so-called 'Dark Continent.' Enter Tubs, our hapless hero, who, like a deer caught in the headlights, is about to discover that Africa is a far cry from the grim picture he had painted in his mind.

Once Tubs lands in Kenya, his horror quickly morphs into infatuation—not just with the breathtaking landscapes but with Layla, a dazzling local beauty he meets during a jaunt to Mombasa. Their romance, as unpredictable as the Kenyan weather, unfolds in a series of flights and escapades whenever he can sneak away from his duties.

Stationed at RAF Eastleigh, just a stone’s throw from Nairobi, Tubs teams up with Dickie, a fellow conscript with a personality that could power a small city. Together, they plunge head-first into a whirlwind of antics that would make even the most seasoned adventurer raise an eyebrow. Local bars? Check. Exotic locales? You bet. And let’s not forget the stunning beaches and the thrill of capturing the Big Five on camera.

These two are on a mission to make the most of their time in Africa, climbing mountains like Kilimanjaro, frolicking on sun-soaked sands, and living life with the kind of energy that would leave most of us gasping for breath. This book isn’t just a read; it’s an exhilarating ride for anyone with a taste for adventure and a penchant for the extraordinary, with a few spicy episodes thrown in for good measure!